Sooo, I like this nerd...
…and I’m thinking I might want to take him out to a nice seafood dinner (and call him afterwards, of course). However, I’m too awkward to function like a normal human being. Any suggestions on how to win a date with this boy would be render me grateful.
nofewerthanfour: equillen: This is me ranting about a book. It might be hilarious. You should watch. I’ll do sex things with you if you do. I am deliberately posting this on both my blogs so everyone is acutely aware of how much I hate this book. Do I hear Tallest Man On Earth in the background?
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Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a...
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