I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
Well this is interesting and informative. →
You’re gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and...– Matt Foley (Chris Farley, SNL)
So I spent a few days with my grandmother...
and when I returned home, I discovered that my parents had cleaned out our shed. In doing that, they’d thrown out all of the glorious ’70s furniture I had told them I wanted. I can never have nice things.